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February 15, 2023


1:28 p.m. A longtime meth user told officers he now has “the powers to vaporize people.”

(Thanks to Mary Smith)


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7:29 p.m. A customer described a bathroom as smelling like “blues.”

Probably not a Jazz enthusiast.....

Can he vaporize dead whales?

On the plus side, at least they'll be nice and moist.

Maybe that's what you do in a vape shop.

I don't think it was people he'd vaporized.

11:19 p.m. Someone reported that their neighbor’s dog kept barking and was stuck outside, but the responding officer observed quiet dogs and a usable doggie door.

Maybe the dog was barking because some nut kept sticking their head through the doggie door.

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