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February 04, 2023


Mafia boss found working as pizza boss after 16 years on the run

(Thanks to B&C)


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"Sure. We can do extra cheese. But it'll cost you."

Customer: Any specials today, Paulo?

Paulo: We'll make you an offer you can't refuse.


His specialty was the "Sleeps With The Fishes" pizza that had sardines and anchovies.

I wonder what he put in the pizza?

If you order it with pineapple, it will be the last order you ever make.

In his defense, nobody ever complained about the delivery (and lived to tell about it).

He was making a good living, keeping his costs down by ONLY using ingredients that fell off the back of a truck. plus he had a side hussle as an olive oil exporter-importer.

If he was on the run for sixteen years when did he find time for his dough to rise, (or was he making matzo bread pizzas)?

I'm gonna give him a topping he can't refuse.

86 the horse topping.

Back in the 1970's there was a pizza place in Hamden, Ct... Well... It might have been one of " those " pizza places.

No pizza! Cheeburger!

"Where's that waiter, we ordered a pizza three hours ago." Atsamore? No, atsa a swordfish.

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