HE WAS CHARGED WITH ‘ASSAULT WHILE DISPLAYING A DANGEROUS WEAPON’
Naked man ran through Des Moines hotel swinging toilet plunger, police say
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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He's the Zorro of Iowa
Posted by: JG | February 07, 2023 at 08:43 AM
"If you plunge it, they will come."
Unfortunately, "they" are the police.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 07, 2023 at 09:23 AM
Sounds like streaking is making a comeback.
Posted by: R Stevens | February 07, 2023 at 09:29 AM
TikTok challenge?
He looks ..... sober ?
Posted by: Slim Chance | February 07, 2023 at 09:34 AM
Are we sure that was a toilet plunger?
Posted by: Elaine Benes | February 07, 2023 at 09:50 AM
When he got where he was going, I hope he used the right tool for the job.
Posted by: Rod | February 07, 2023 at 09:54 AM
*Your Ron Jeremy joke here*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 07, 2023 at 10:14 AM
Those swingers are everywhere!
Posted by: Loco | February 07, 2023 at 10:24 AM
Sounds like just another Friday night in Des Moines.
Posted by: cfjk | February 07, 2023 at 10:33 AM
How many plugged toilets do they have in that hotel?
Posted by: LeDud | February 07, 2023 at 10:56 AM
When ya gotta, ya gotta go.
Posted by: George Gillson | February 07, 2023 at 11:02 AM
In the interest of public safety, don't do anything about him until he's over the ocean.
Posted by: Clankie | February 07, 2023 at 11:18 AM
Here is an example where AI will never fully take over. The world will always need somebody that can use a plunger properly and willing to drop everything (except the plunger) and race to your pesky clog problem.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | February 07, 2023 at 11:50 AM
"Sargant, has He come down yet and have you interviewed Trevyn Wayne Hill and found who his supplier is?"
"He insists it's Home Depot."
Posted by: man tom | February 07, 2023 at 11:58 AM
Snorks to all! esp JG and Pullet Surprise \(^.^)/
I don't get it - he's caught on camera, there are multiple witnesses who saw him running around and activating fire alarms .. yet he pleads Not Guilty.
Does he just not understand the question?
Posted by: MOTW | February 07, 2023 at 12:17 PM
At least it was a toilet plunger, not a toilet snake.
Posted by: Steverino | February 07, 2023 at 12:32 PM
“What happens in Vegas, goes to Des Moines.”
Posted by: Dr. Pangloss | February 07, 2023 at 12:36 PM
If Hollywood ever makes a live-action Captain Underpants movie, they need to give this guy a call. (Google “Captain Underpants and the Attack of the Talking Toilets”)
Posted by: Math Yoda | February 07, 2023 at 12:38 PM
Dalek wannabe.
Doctor Who fans will get it.
Posted by: Allen at Division | February 07, 2023 at 12:42 PM
MOTW that was my first thought too. If you're going to do something this dumb at least own up to it.
His parents must be so proud of him.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 07, 2023 at 12:48 PM
"That wasn't me."
Posted by: Plunger Man | February 07, 2023 at 02:05 PM
I bet it wasn't even your plunger.
Posted by: Florida Man | February 07, 2023 at 02:30 PM
@Clankie - Okay, if it’s the Atlantic Ocean. Not okay if it’s the Pacific, because that would land him in my backyard.
Posted by: Mad Hatter | February 07, 2023 at 08:02 PM
He was busy showing off his "shortcomings".
Posted by: HaDov HaRasha' | February 08, 2023 at 08:07 AM
Then there was the 90 year old man who attempted a rape of an 18 year old woman. He was charged with "assault with a dead weapon".
Posted by: Craig | February 08, 2023 at 10:46 AM