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AND IN CANADIAN SPORTS

Attendees at an Ontario basketball game broke a Guinness World Record when 2,854 people donned red capes at the same time.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WE BLAME GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE

Something Strange Is Happening on the Sun, and We've Never Seen It Before

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

WAIT, WHAT?

Seriously: What?

(Thanks to Arley) 

YOU KNOW WHO WAS BEHIND THIS

700 pounds of acorns found stuffed by woodpeckers inside walls of California home

(Thanks to many people)

Update: So apparently we already posted an item about this. But then like 300 more people sent it in. SO WE HAD NO CHOICE. Also of course judi etc.

WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE PLANNED TO DO WITH IT

Drunk man tries to steal Lenin from mausoleum in Moscow

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

'KISSPEPTIN'

SCIENTISTS CREATE DRUG THAT MAKES PATIENTS SUPER HORNY

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THE MOST ALARMING PART: THEY ALL HAVE FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

B.C’s pink sea urchins are on the move to shallower waters thanks to climate change

(Thanks to EricY)

SPORTS UPDATE

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Sports Update.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE CRICKETS

Stowaway frog triggers alarm during screening at Pennsylvania airport

(Thanks to The Amazing Steve™)