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February 05, 2023

CANADA: A NATION IN CHAOS

Security footage shows suspects driving stolen car into shopping mall

(Thanks to Steve K., who says “It was between them and Florida.”)

WE READ THE STORY AND WE’RE STILL NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENED

Man wanted for leaving a dead fish at ‘The Goonies’ house saved by Coast Guard in daring rescue

(Thanks to Steve K.)

GIBBON GUYS IN ACTION

Japanese zoo solves mystery of isolated gibbon's pregnancy

Key Excerpt:

The father of the male baby was found to be Itou, a 34-year-old agile gibbon. Zookeepers said the two apes were never on display together, but they discovered that the partition between Momo's exhibit and the back yard where Itou was kept while off-display had a perforated board with holes about 9 millimeters (.35 inches) in diameter.

Officials said they now believe the apes managed to mate through one of the holes.

“Agile” is right!

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says he saw Isolated Gibbon open for the Monkees.)

GUYS IN ACTION

A passenger at Edinburgh Airport has been captured smashing pieces of his suitcase in order to make it fit in the check-in luggage holder.

(Thanks to Ralph)

ROAD TRIP, DUDE

Bolivar's new roadside attraction? Glass shop houses 11-foot, 150-pound functioning bong

(Thanks to Ralph)

ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!

People are zapping their brains at home to improve focus and clear brain fog. But is it safe?

(Thanks to The Perts)

 
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