Dave Barry's Blog

PRO TIP FOR BANK ROBBERS:

Leave the beer outside.

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "I object, Your Honor! Corona Light isn't really 'beer'!")

IF HE SAYS YOU ORDERED IT WITH ANCHOVIES, YOU ORDERED IT WITH ANCHOVIES

Mafia boss found working as pizza boss after 16 years on the run

(Thanks to B&C)

FLORIDA: STATE OF ROMANCE

‘Swingers’ swap upside-down pineapples for color-coded loofahs

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias and John Lobert)

WE OBJECT TO THE SOCKS

A Spanish high court has ruled in favor of a man who was fined for walking naked in the streets of Aldaia in the Valencia province and later stopped from entering a courthouse wearing only black socks and hiking boots, Reuters reported Friday.

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)