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February 02, 2023

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CSI: REYKJAVIK

Police Called Out to Investigate Sound of Resident Pounding Pork

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN SPORTS

Tom Jones classic Delilah banned by Welsh rugby

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w) 

CAN THE MIRROR MAKE A ‘NEWS’ STORY OUT OF VIRTUALLY ANYTHING?

You be the judge.

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says “I’m guessing they were gobsmacked.”)

FLORIDA’S IS A MIXTURE OF SEA AIR, POT FUMES AND VOMIT

New Mexico considers roasted chile as official state aroma

(Thanks to GJ and Ralph)

WE’RE NOT 100 PERCENT CERTAIN THAT CANADA EXISTS

Montreal's No. 1 restaurant on Tripadvisor didn't really exist

(Thanks to The Perts)

THE BUD LITE WAS FLAT, BUT THE SLIM JIMS WERE STILL EDIBLE

Archaeologists find 5,000-year-old tavern -- including food remains -- in Iraq

(Thanks to The Perts)

Related: Big Mac carton that's nearly 30 years old remains intact after being dumped in bush

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says “Another *really* slow news day in Great Britain.”)

AND WE KNOW EXACTLY WHO DID IT

12 squirrel monkeys have been stolen from a zoo in Louisiana, officials say

(Thanks to Al Barkafski and Barry Nester)

THANKS, SCIENTISTS!

Scientists inject fish with alligator DNA to create mutant creatures that live longer

(Thanks to Al Barkafski and Barry Nester)

SPICY!

Delray Beach Man Charged With Playing With His Jalapeño In Chipotle Parking Lot

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

A CHILD HAS TO EAT

6-year-old uses dad’s phone to order $1,000 worth of food on Grubhub

(Thanks to nursecindy, who says “At least he ordered his dad some ice cream.”)

 
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