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Unlike squirrels, raccoons are careless with their nuts.
Posted by: pharmaross | January 18, 2023 at 09:17 AM
We've all been there, ...oh the humanity!
Posted by: cfjk | January 18, 2023 at 10:21 AM
Railway workers: ok, little guy, close your eyes ….
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 18, 2023 at 10:52 AM
'I poured the warm water under his bottom while a co-worker worked the shovel under his butt to try and break him loose.'
Ay yi-yi.
Posted by: MOTW | January 18, 2023 at 11:00 AM
It was a triple dog dare!
Posted by: Ralphie's friend | January 18, 2023 at 11:09 AM
So it doesn't just happen to politicians. Good to know.
Posted by: Clankie | January 18, 2023 at 11:12 AM
I'm told that if you want to prevent sticking it helps to rub the item in question with a sliced raw onion. God only knows WHAT'S going on in the Philipines.
Posted by: Elaine Benes | January 18, 2023 at 11:46 AM
@MOTW
Any male species that has to have his frozen testicles pried & unstuck from a cold, steel surface with a shovel, would definitely be railing and wailing in pain.
He must be one eunuch raccoon now.
Posted by: pharmaross | January 18, 2023 at 01:02 PM
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Posted by: Chilly D. Racoon | January 18, 2023 at 01:45 PM
I had some Chili Raccoon at the corner food truck
Posted by: keith in tampa | January 18, 2023 at 01:49 PM
Strangers Removed My Frozen Testicles From a Train with a Shovel.
- AH
Rejected sequel to The Birds. The Racoons.
Posted by: man tom | January 18, 2023 at 02:09 PM
What do you do with a raccoon with one ball?
Walk him and pitch to the rabbit.
(Yes, I know. It makes no sense...)
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | January 18, 2023 at 02:37 PM
They thought the raccoon would be OK after his traumatic rescue, but now he walks around with a pronounced limp and has two black eyes.
The raccoon told a bartender this was a one-time event.
"Why is that?" asked the barkeep.
"Because I don't have the balls to do it again," replied the raccoon.
Posted by: pharmaross | January 18, 2023 at 03:11 PM
Glad the animal's sex was disclosed cause if it was a female racoon that would have set off a whole bunch of rounds of comment about racoon clitorises (clitori?) which take up room for relevant discussions on this blog.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | January 18, 2023 at 08:56 PM