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January 07, 2023


11:47 a.m. A man kept screaming “namaste” at passersby.

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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10:39 a.m. A cyclist kept flashing people and saying he was from the future.

If I had a nickel for every time this happened to me....

Perhaps the cyclist wasn't flashing anybody but was the thief who had previously stolen the hot dogs, and the guy was shouting "No mustard".

I'm out here saying "namaste" all day and not one नमो नमः in response. Maybe I'll just say it louder.

3:39 p.m. A stalker left an early Christmas card on his victim’s porch.
How do they know it wasn't a late Christmas card?

Perhaps the attack on the inflatable snowman was just displaced aggression meant for Namaste guy. In any case, the snowman had it coming.

The flashing cyclist from the future is yet more irrefutable proof of time travel.

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