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January 28, 2023

WHY THE MOOSE'S HANDS WERE BARE WE'LL NEVER KNOW

Canadian couple rescues moose with bare hands

(Thanks to B&C)

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I thought bears had paws.

I have rescued Moosehead beer with my bare hands, but never a whole moose.

In America, we have the right to bare arms, not just our hands.

(Ba da bump!) ... But seriosuly, folks.

I've never rescued a moose, but I know how to stop a charging moose.

Take away his credit card.

My gloves were still on, but I was just rolling up mysleeves to pull a rabbit out of my hat.

If I only had a nickel for every time that happens...

Next time happens, you call us, OK?

I am shocked that the moose didn’t repay the kindness by stomping the Good Samaritan into a jelly.

I have seen moose display a sense of humor….

Can't let this go by without an appropriate tribute.

Can't let this go by without an appropriate tribute.

Can't let this go by without an appropriate tribute.

.... or two.

Like a screwdriver, anything that can help?

No, but I have some Duct tape I can tape over your mouth.

*I can not remember the exact number of times I have been driving along, spotted a moose with it's hoof trapped in a wire fence, then "yelled out, "do you have like a screwdriver, anything that can help?"

*The moose is going, "Oh shut up."

Like a screwdriver, anything that can help?

No, but I have some Duct tape I can tape over your mouth.

*I can not remember the exact number of times I have been driving along, spotted a moose with it's hoof trapped in a wire fence, then "yelled out, "do you have like a screwdriver, anything that can help?"

*The moose is going, "Oh shut up."

Like a screwdriver, anything that can help?

No, but I have some Duct tape I can tape over your mouth.

*I can not remember the exact number of times I have been driving along, spotted a moose with it's hoof trapped in a wire fence, then "yelled out, "do you have like a screwdriver, anything that can help?"

*The moose is going, "Oh shut up."

A møøse once bit my sister.

thank you, Meanie!!

A møøse once bit my sister.

Do annoying Canadians always speak in triplicate?

Who doesn't like to grab a nice moose-knuckle now & then?

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