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Aren’t dog crates the safest place to be during earthquakes, nuclear attacks and during elections?
Posted by: Jim | January 18, 2023 at 09:02 AM
My puppy refused to be put back in his crate for bedtime.
He was charged with resisting a rest.
Posted by: pharmaross | January 18, 2023 at 09:55 AM
Speaking of crates...
The nurse in the hospital gave me an entire crate of the wrong medicine AND it was outdated! I almost died!
I got a bad case of poison I.V.
Posted by: pharmaross | January 18, 2023 at 10:00 AM
Some folks just take Boxing Day a bit too literally.
Posted by: cfjk | January 18, 2023 at 10:10 AM
Seems the dog is the smartest of the three of them.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 18, 2023 at 10:18 AM
And the amazing part is that they were chihuahua crates.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 18, 2023 at 11:02 AM
This would have made a great rescue call for the TV show Emergency!
Posted by: The Ghost of Jack Webb | January 18, 2023 at 12:03 PM
This week on The Stupid Family!:
Mom and Dad lock themselves in new dog crates! And teach little Billy and Susie the value of reading instructions!
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | January 18, 2023 at 02:44 PM
And this makes news?
Posted by: Steverino | January 18, 2023 at 05:01 PM
In California the crates are known as “quaint” or “efficiency houses” and have a Zillow estimated value of $650,000.
Posted by: Doug in Sacramento | January 19, 2023 at 08:19 AM
Seems to be a misunderstanding of the term "doggy-style"
Posted by: Lucky Jack | January 19, 2023 at 04:26 PM