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Octopus tentacle ear plugs coming to Japanese capsule toy machines
(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)
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Octopus tentacle ear plugs coming to Japanese capsule toy machines
(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)
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They look more like Chthulu tentacles to me. Hmmm, how deep do those things go in?
Posted by: padraig | January 23, 2023 at 08:25 AM
Still better than duck penis ear plugs.
Posted by: cfjk | January 23, 2023 at 08:29 AM
@cfjk: Or whale penis ear plugs.
Posted by: Jim | January 23, 2023 at 08:42 AM
And you can sing along to the octopus tentacle ear bud tunes at the choral reef.
Posted by: pharmaross | January 23, 2023 at 08:50 AM
The octopus ear bud manufacturer bribed the reporter with a complimentary pair to get free publicity.
It's a classic case of squid pro quo.
Posted by: pharmaross | January 23, 2023 at 08:57 AM
How is it we never knew how much we needed these ?
Posted by: Clankie | January 23, 2023 at 08:58 AM
H-A-R-D P-A-S-S
The leading sentence put me off right away: "I’m a sucker for stylish ear protection."
Not very subtle. Not nearly as clever as pharmaross' puns.
Posted by: MOTW | January 23, 2023 at 09:19 AM
@Jim - ouch. I'd cross my legs .. if I had them.
Posted by: Male Whale | January 23, 2023 at 09:20 AM
@Jim Or cat penis ear plugs.
Posted by: cfjk | January 23, 2023 at 09:31 AM
For me, this discussion is just pretty much, (more or less) in one ear and out the other.
Posted by: Walter | January 23, 2023 at 09:34 AM
Guess the song 'Octopus's Garden' by Richard Starkey has finally caught on after languishing for years as a historical novelty hit song from 1969. Plant your own octopus's garden in your own ears. Still to be resolved is what to do with the remaining six tentacles.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | January 23, 2023 at 10:57 AM
There's a sucker borne every mini-mute.
Posted by: Ralph | January 23, 2023 at 11:59 AM
I always thought an octopus was 8 cats.
Posted by: Steverino | January 23, 2023 at 12:44 PM
@Steverino That's sounds like an asteroid load of cats.
Posted by: cfjk | January 23, 2023 at 01:03 PM
The problem with these that I see, if you went swimming with them on you would become a lure for sharks and sperm whales. Other than that I'd buy a pair.
Posted by: LeDud | January 23, 2023 at 04:35 PM
@pharmaross - or, squids go pro
Posted by: vee | January 25, 2023 at 02:21 PM