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Sex is a potent nasal decongestant.
(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)
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Sex is a potent nasal decongestant.
(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)
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Disclaimer: They're working on a nasal spray that's better that sex.
Posted by: Clankie | January 09, 2023 at 10:00 AM
Upon reflection, it’s nice to think that I might have actually been a breath of fresh air for my parents, despite all indications otherwise.
Posted by: Jim | January 09, 2023 at 10:00 AM
“Doctor, doctor, I’m having terrible difficulty breathing, and decongestants just don’t seem to help!”
“Nurse, reschedule my next six appointments.”
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 09, 2023 at 10:28 AM
Are we certain that they're doing it correctly?
Posted by: Elaine Benes | January 09, 2023 at 10:30 AM
'Be sure to blow your nose' takes on a whole new context
Posted by: JG | January 09, 2023 at 10:57 AM
So if you're getting stuffed up, you should get stuffed up?
Posted by: padraig | January 09, 2023 at 11:08 AM
Somehow I'm not comforted by the knowledge I'm the equivalent of Afrin.
Posted by: Rod | January 09, 2023 at 11:18 AM
Also "decongests" other organs.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | January 09, 2023 at 12:41 PM
This is not new. I first heard of this about 40 years ago reading (I am not making this up!) a column in Penthouse.
Posted by: wiredog | January 09, 2023 at 12:41 PM
The down side is the loss of precious bodily fluids....
Posted by: LeDud | January 09, 2023 at 01:12 PM
No thanks. The spray takes a lot less time and effort.
Posted by: Steve B. | January 09, 2023 at 02:02 PM
I assume that only works if you swallow?
Posted by: Heywood Jableaume | January 09, 2023 at 03:23 PM
OK, I'll help you with that cold but I'll need dinner and a movie first.
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | January 09, 2023 at 03:37 PM
"I hope you followed my suggestion to clear up that nasty nasal congestion, how are you feeling this afternoon, any better?"
Posted by: man tom | January 09, 2023 at 04:32 PM
How does that work? Nostrils are so tiny.
Posted by: PG-13 Wodehouse | January 09, 2023 at 06:38 PM
So what do you suppose they will name the kids? Snots, boogers (Dave can splain that)???? Have heard people refer to young unruly children as 'you little snot'. Does that presage they were the product of nasal relief congress?
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | January 10, 2023 at 12:48 AM