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40-foot endangered sperm whale washes ashore in Oregon
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January 18, 2023
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“Ya think we used enough dynamite there Butch?”
Posted by: Sundance Kid | January 18, 2023 at 09:05 AM
Stay tuned ! MORE AT ELEVEN!
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer | January 18, 2023 at 10:19 AM
Some unpleasant weather ahead for the Oregon coast.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 18, 2023 at 10:41 AM
Keep moving, nothing to see here.
Posted by: Oregon Highway Department | January 18, 2023 at 11:09 AM
If a 40ft sperm whqle has washed ashore, I don't think it's a prime concern regarding any question of the species' survivability.
Posted by: Blubbering Eskimo | January 18, 2023 at 11:54 AM
Fire in the hole!
Posted by: ripleysparrow | January 18, 2023 at 11:58 AM
They should have dispatched Paul Linnman to cover the story, since he has experience.
Posted by: Rod | January 18, 2023 at 12:39 PM
I think we need to call in Super Dave Osborne. He would know what to do.
Posted by: LeDud | January 18, 2023 at 01:24 PM
If the highway department doesn't learn from the past and use MORE dynamite than last time, it'll be a real shame.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | January 18, 2023 at 01:59 PM
Everybody on the beach was surprised when a dog appeared with a sex toy in his mouth, who promptly dropped the toy and made off with the whale. Maybe he dropped Moby's dick for the whole fish. Guess he was attracted to the fish since it was identified as a sperm whale. Did anybody on the beach try to look inside the fish to see if Pinocchio or Jonah might be in there? "Hallo, Pinocchio, I am a big fan." I can see where people on the beach might be reluctant to help remove the whale as they did not have a current fishing license.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | January 18, 2023 at 02:34 PM
Well, they know what to do. And what not to do.
Posted by: Steverino | January 18, 2023 at 04:57 PM
The order for sixteen tons of dynamite has been placed.
Posted by: Tennessee Ernie Ford | January 19, 2023 at 05:50 PM