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January 19, 2023

THIS IS PRECISELY WHY WE HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS

Population Explosion of Canadian “Super Pigs” Could Spread Into the Northern U.S.

(Thanks to Karen "Tinkerbell" Durkin)

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"There was a big push to diversify agriculture with species like wild boards..."

Lumbering through the landscape?

Canadian bacon!

Hmm...when they meet the feral hogs we have in the southern USA, we'll have a Porcine Civil War.

We'll all need to be armed with those rocket launchers when that happens.

As if the dating scene wasn't hazardous enough already!

But they’re polite super-pigs, right? Stand in line waiting their turn at the trough, etc.?

Pornhub is based in Canada...

Home of the Super Pigs!!!

Super Pigs opened for The Police.

We will have to eat our way out of this crisis and doubly hard as there is a large part of the population that does not eat pork. So what would you like for breakfast, in consideration of that famous Monty Python/Spam sketch: "Pork, pork, pork, and eggs." Or: "Pork sausage, pulled pork, roast pork, ham, and eggs."

Why do I have a sudden hankering for bacon?

Break out the bibs, there's gonna be ribs!

Before we launch, though, let's pause to remember that Canada has Justin Bieber.

This sounds like it might just be a lot of spam.

Someone with a porcine-ality disorder keeps deleting my posts.

I'm getting tired of this hogwash.

Mmmm.... not just bacon, but SUPER bacon.

Just remember, pork is not a verb.

We have a superpig problem in Florida. It's a major problem in Tallahassee.

We have those here in California - watch the video: https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/south-bay/wild-pigs-san-jose/3109489/

When we defeat them, and they trudge back to Canada, will they go:

Wee, wee, wee,
all the way home!

@Burt Macklin: Unless they trudge to Quebec, in which case it would be "Oui,oui,oui!"

I thought all the super pigs were in Washington, D.C.

Once they get across the US/Can border and find that is too hard to get good putine they will turn around and wee-wee-wee all the way back home. I think they are coming after that wolf the blew down all their houses.

Shakira's security detail has been informed.

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