SEAGULLS ARE BASICALLY FEATHERED SQUIRRELS
'I was mugged in broad daylight at Tesco by a seagull'
(Thanks to Ralph)
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'I was mugged in broad daylight at Tesco by a seagull'
(Thanks to Ralph)
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And, you can sing this to "Grandma got run over by a reindeer".
Posted by: cfjk | January 23, 2023 at 08:31 AM
A man was arrested at the beach for feeding pot brownies to the seagulls. It was his third such arrest because, as he put it...
“I shall leave no tern unstoned.”
And if they flew over bays they'd be bay-gulls.
Posted by: pharmaross | January 23, 2023 at 08:43 AM
Johnathan Livingston Mugger
Posted by: Clankie | January 23, 2023 at 08:56 AM
"never expected" but it "happened before"
Sounds like Richard Evans has an extremely short memo- - .. Oh look! Something shiny!
Posted by: MOTW | January 23, 2023 at 09:39 AM
Avian cockroaches?
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | January 23, 2023 at 10:49 AM
The gulls might actually be worse than the squirrels. Squirrels don't usually poo on your head. Then again, gulls don't usually get into your attic.
Posted by: Rod | January 23, 2023 at 10:49 AM
Thinking of that scene from Finding Nemo…
Posted by: wiredog | January 23, 2023 at 11:23 AM
Speaking of being attacked by seagulls, this very much reminded me of a favorite Star Wars version of Bad Lip Reading that is worth a watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E
Posted by: Ron G in WA | January 23, 2023 at 01:26 PM
We're just doing what comes naturally here, who can resist a new thingamabob, a snarfblatt, or messing with a dinglehopper-over? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQIlLi9XK6E
Posted by: Scuttle | January 23, 2023 at 01:27 PM
The third episode of "Three and a Half Men" displays the foolhardiness of trusting a seagull.
"Finding Nemo" proves this by showing the only word a seagull knows: "Mine."
At least herons are polite.
Posted by: vee | January 25, 2023 at 03:26 AM