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Cook County woman charged with stealing $1.5M in chicken wings from school district
(Thanks to Rod Nunley and Michael Parry)
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I'd rather have $1.5M in chicken wings than $1.5M in bitcoin.
Posted by: LeDud | January 31, 2023 at 04:04 PM
She'd need $1M in Tums after that.
Posted by: MOTW | January 31, 2023 at 04:15 PM
How much crack will a bag of chicken wings get you?
Posted by: Florida Man | January 31, 2023 at 04:17 PM
Just in time for the Supe...uh, big game. Remember, you can't use that other term unless you're a sponsor. The NFL will come after you.
Posted by: Rod | January 31, 2023 at 04:45 PM
She should have put more time into plotting out her future plans. William Devane now says there was never a better time to add eggs to your investment portfolio.
Posted by: man tom | January 31, 2023 at 04:46 PM
On the upside, she was Cook County Tailgater of the Year.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 31, 2023 at 04:51 PM
I bet she forgot the dipping sauce.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 31, 2023 at 04:52 PM
Sounds like she was going to wing it.
Posted by: Steverino | January 31, 2023 at 07:42 PM
That's nearly two pounds of actual chicken meat.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 31, 2023 at 08:21 PM
No fries?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 31, 2023 at 09:27 PM
Imagine the Cook County people's amazement with the huge quantity of chicken wings pilfered - pullet surprise.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | January 31, 2023 at 11:28 PM