PAGING LES NESSMAN
(Thanks to MOTW, who says "As God is my witness...") (A reference to this.)
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January 17, 2023
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If Metro had any sense of humor, the story would have had Les Nessman's byline.
Posted by: Rod | January 17, 2023 at 08:49 AM
Was Augustus Gloop among the injured on the gobstopper gobsmacked list?
Posted by: Willie Wonka | January 17, 2023 at 10:10 AM
Did these folks just not get the memo? The effect of gravity was well narrated by Les during the episode Turkeys Away! in 1978. I don't imagine gravity has changed much in 45 years.
Posted by: MOTW | January 17, 2023 at 10:58 AM
On the plus side & in their defense, at least they weren't celebrating Sankranti by dropping gobbemmas.
Posted by: cfjk | January 17, 2023 at 12:20 PM
Correction: It was mistakenly reported that Khi Rat Thot Long was injured during the incident. khi Rat Thot Long is not an actual person, but instead means, "make a mess and blame the toilet hole."
- Staff
Posted by: man tom | January 17, 2023 at 12:42 PM
Speaking of you can buy anything on Amazon...
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 17, 2023 at 01:15 PM
"I love the smell of roses and chocolate in the morning."
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | January 17, 2023 at 01:37 PM
Oh the humanity, Les missed out on a golden opportunity to win yet another Silver Sow Award, Boogerz!
Posted by: Dr. Johnny Fever | January 17, 2023 at 02:39 PM