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January 24, 2023

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Earth's inner core may have started spinning other way

(Thanks to The Perts and wiredog, who says "I'm sure we'll be fine, though.")

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I mean, what’s the worst that can happen?

Okay, who's the wise guy that pulled the drain plug?

Does this mean the Earth is now a giant roulette wheel? That would explain a lot.

So the Earth is now considered to be "woke"?

How are things on Uranus?

Is the water gonna go down the drain in the opposite direction? Asking for an Australian friend.

Turn! Turn! Turn!

Have the Four Tops had to cancel any performances?

We're feeling a bit light headed and dizzy, but other wise quite fine.

All things good here.

The real issue, identified on Season 3, Episode 22 of the Dick Van Dyke show, is whether the Earth's center is chewy or chocolate cream.

Ah, that might explain it. I went down to the sub-basement tomorrow and came out last Thursday.

This is just great. Now I have these stupid lyrics stuck in my head:
You spin me right round baby, right round like a record baby, right round, round, round, etc.
Make it stop!

What other way is there ?

If we all sleep laying the other way, would that make it stop?

Everybody hold on.

I saw that movie. Brendan Fraser, right? Or Nic Cage?

A horde of previously unreleased tracks recorded at Abby Road Studios by the Beatles were found stashed in a closet where Paul and John would often find peace and Come Together to write. A compilation of the tracks will be released later this year titled, Reverse Revolver.

Wasn't that what happened in Superman?

Here are the new lyrics, cindy:
"You spin me right round baby, right round like the earth's core baby, right round..."

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