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January 22, 2023


3:42 p.m. While putting a new sight on his gun, a man accidentally shot off his finger. His wife refused to drive him to the hospital, as she had the flu and was staying in bed.

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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I'm guessing she wouldn't have driven him had she been feeling perfectly well.

Seen on a bumper sticker: "I'm 99% sure my last words will be "Well, that didn't work.'"

Sounds like he should've been bangin' his wife instead of jerkin' himself and standing there with his discharge in his hands.

3:36 p.m. Someone reported their neighbor had stolen her cat and tried to neuter it at home, before returning it. ...I wonder if that neighbor has a gun with a new site on it.

Did he give her the finger?

C’mon, the guy was only one digit off.

^5 @Doug in Sacramento! (…although I don’t think I’ll ever be able to use that expression again now.)

She was mad because it was the hole finger.

Well I guess losing a finger is better than "shooting your eye out" which happens with Red Ryder BB guns.

He was always shooting his mouth off and then she came along.

A quote from the legendary "Duckman":

"It's times like this I remember the last words of my father."

Ajax: "You mean 'Careful, son. I don't think the safety is on'"?

Duckman: "No, his other last words!"

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