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I'm guessing she wouldn't have driven him had she been feeling perfectly well.
Seen on a bumper sticker: "I'm 99% sure my last words will be "Well, that didn't work.'"
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 22, 2023 at 11:06 AM
Sounds like he should've been bangin' his wife instead of jerkin' himself and standing there with his discharge in his hands.
Posted by: Ben Gurgen Hoffe | January 22, 2023 at 11:10 AM
3:36 p.m. Someone reported their neighbor had stolen her cat and tried to neuter it at home, before returning it. ...I wonder if that neighbor has a gun with a new site on it.
Posted by: cfjk | January 22, 2023 at 11:46 AM
Did he give her the finger?
Posted by: Doug in Sacramento | January 22, 2023 at 05:00 PM
C’mon, the guy was only one digit off.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 22, 2023 at 05:59 PM
^5 @Doug in Sacramento! (…although I don’t think I’ll ever be able to use that expression again now.)
Posted by: Mad Hatter | January 22, 2023 at 07:00 PM
She was mad because it was the hole finger.
Posted by: Steverino | January 23, 2023 at 12:59 PM
Well I guess losing a finger is better than "shooting your eye out" which happens with Red Ryder BB guns.
Posted by: LeDud | January 23, 2023 at 01:09 PM
He was always shooting his mouth off and then she came along.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | January 23, 2023 at 07:16 PM
A quote from the legendary "Duckman":
"It's times like this I remember the last words of my father."
Ajax: "You mean 'Careful, son. I don't think the safety is on'"?
Duckman: "No, his other last words!"
Posted by: PirateBoy's Guard Duck | January 23, 2023 at 10:03 PM