MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

5:42 a.m. While out walking his dog, a man got into a fight with a bush.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Comments

[pharmaross]

It was likely Jenna Bush Hager who refuses to wear underwear over her,uh, well you know...

[Meanie the Blue]

Should have seen it coming when he walked the dog right near the bush. They're known to be very argumentative.

[cfjk]

"11:52 p.m. While checking out some reported suspicious activity in a parking lot, an officer found two people working on their car, another walking their dog and a fourth smoking." ...I can understand the need for a cigarette if you're walking 5/4 of a dog, but what does that even look like?

[Pudd'nhead Wilson]

cfjk, I wish I owned half of that dog.

[PG-13 Wodehouse]

I call that shoddy journalism. Who won?

[cfjk]

@PW: I dunno, somehow owning 5/8 of a dog doesn't seem all that much better.

[LeDud]

Fighting a bush...that's a thorny problem. heh.

[Frank Costanza]

And what the hell does the phrase...

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush", really mean???

Some kind of sick perversion!!!

[man tom]

"Down goes Photinia! Down goes Photinia! Down goes Photinia!"

[Math Yoda]

The good news is that the bush didn’t burst into flames. We’ve got enough religions already.

[Rod]

So if the snowblower ran out of gas, how did it go rogue? Shouldn't it have just sat there motionless?

[Ralph]

A Whomping Willow?

[Lucky Jack]

Beware the shrubbery!

[Burt Macklin, FBI]

Never bring a dog to a bush fight.

[Florida Man]

Also, never drive the wienermobile into a tree as the tree usually wins.

[Anthony Weiner]

@Florida Man

Old but relevant...