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Doja Cat Covered Herself in Red Body Paint and 30,000 Crystals for Schiaparelli’s Paris Fashion Week Show

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Comments

[MOTW, admitted geezer]

I have no idea who Doja Cat is, why this article extols her dedication and hard work to sit still for 4 hours and 58 minutes (just round up to 5 hours, okay?), how that makes one "incomparably talented," or why these people found her a "magical, mesmerizing masterpiece."
I had to look her up: "Amala Ratna Zandile Dlamini (born October 21, 1995), known professionally as Doja Cat is an American rapper, singer-songwriter, and record producer." And she has 25.1 million followers on social media something.

It hurts my eyes, but that's just my opinion.

[cfjk]

Thanks for sharing.

[Slim Chance]

Hot date with Johnny Storm.

[Rod]

Just guessing that when she tries to sit down, or make any other move besides standing straight up, about three-quarters of those things are going to fall off.

[MikeM_inMD]

She looks like an alien from "Star Trek:Enterprise".

[Mr. Bill]

That is absolutely horrible. It looks ugly, uncomfortable, a waste of time...etc. I was just laughing out loud, literally. Oh well. now I feel sorry for her.

[Jim]

@MOTW: Thanks for scoping out this person (term used loosely) for us. This may not be universally true, but when rap music is mentioned, I tend to think of “boasting to the beat.” It’s not surprising that a rapper might go out of their way to call attention to themselves beyond their musical expression. I’m thankful that I don’t typically run into these folks in my everyday life, as I’m admittedly a bit of a geezer too, at least in my sensibilities, if not otherwise.

[nursecindy]

I don't care who she is because I think she looks like a nut.
I am also a proud geezer.

[Clankie]

People who mistreat cats are the lowest of the low.

[Evil Mr M]

Okay, everbody, 1, 2, 3....

(Imitates Shirley Bassey)

"Red FIN-GER, she's the one, the one with the rougish touch!"

[wanderer2575]

...four hours and 58 minutes to achieve the creation...

Earl Scheib could have done it in 30 minutes.

*snork* at Evil Mr M.

[man tom]

What would Tiny Tim have looked like had He dropped acid?

Also I'd like to get in her...err, pants?

Groovy, oh and...that is so cock, man.

[LeDud]

Guys, I bet she's single.

[Mr. Bill]

Safe bet LeDud.

[Meanie the Blue]

That's at least 25,000,001 people who I have no interest in meeting. (But vice versa is quite likely true too, to be fair).

[Math Yoda]

Another geezer weighing in here,,, how depressing that there are millions of people who find any cultural value in such utter rubbish.
@ MikeM_inMD hit the nail on the head.

[man tom]

'Cat had this message for Lay Gaga, "I got 'yer meat right here."

[PirateBoy's Linguist]

I never knew that the word "incomparably" meant "so very little".

[vee]

I may lose my geezer pass for saying this, but Doja Cat has written some amazing lyrics in the urban poetry they now call rap. Seriously, if Shakespeare lived today, he'd be writing rap too.

As far as her outfit goes, she does look like she is thinking, "who the f$%#$ talked me into this?"