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January 30, 2023

IN THAT CASE, SIR...

Groper arrested in Japan insists he did not grab both breasts, but just one

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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Did he inhale? Did he swallow?

He would only be sentenced to one-half the penalty had he groped both breasts.

What is the sound of one hand .....

Second-degree second base?

"In that case, we like to exhibit leniency. You only lose one testicle."

Somehow, it feels like it might be less offensive if we knew where BOTH his hands were.

^5 Jeff .. perhaps losing would be a bit harsh, but nursecindy and I could take turns smacking one.

There once was a girl from Nizes,
Who had breasts of two different sizes.
One was so small it was nothing at all.
But the other was big and won prizes.

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