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January 27, 2023

HAPPY TO HELP, OFFICER DUDES

Volunteers Get High to Demonstrate Marijuana Impairment for Police

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

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"Medically certified patients"?

OK… let’s get the obvious comment out of the way now.

Nice work if you can get it.

They probably ran up quite the bill for Cheet0s, chips, popcorn, pizza, pretzels, chocolate, …..

"I get high with a little help from my friends, the cops".

"The reason I pulled you over is because you were driving really slow backwards down the interstate." "I smell pot, are you high?"

"Whoa officer dude, you are so uneducated, didn't you know the Earth's inner core was paused and is spinning in reverse since 12 o'clock?"

Sounds like a scene from Cheech and Chongs UP IN SMOKE.

Have the trolls/bots/killjoys finally left The Comments? Can we get back to just making corny jokes for our own amusement now?

The first part of the field sobriety test is asking the driver to sing the guitar riff to “In A Gadda Da Vida”. If they can, they’re high. Or old. Or both. Either way, they shouldn’t be allowed to drive on public highways in that condition.

When Colorado was legalizing pot my local DJ's called up a CO state rep and asked him how they'd identify drivers who had over-indulged. He wonkily explained tests for motor reaction, physical symptoms, observation tips, and then added, "And we're instructing our state troopers how to tell a variety of Cheech and Chong jokes."
It took the DJ's several minutes to recover.

When Colorado was legalizing pot my local DJ's called up a CO state rep and asked him how they'd identify drivers who had over-indulged. He wonkily explained tests for motor reaction, physical symptoms, observation tips, and then added, "And we're instructing our state troopers how to tell a variety of Cheech and Chong jokes."
It took the DJ's several minutes to recover.

When Colorado was legalizing pot my local DJ's called up a CO state rep and asked him how they'd identify drivers who had over-indulged. He wonkily explained tests for motor reaction, physical symptoms, observation tips, and then added, "And we're instructing our state troopers how to tell a variety of Cheech and Chong jokes."
It took the DJ's several minutes to recover.

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