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January 21, 2023

THESE KIDS TODAY

Girl requests police test DNA on Christmas cookie for evidence of Santa Claus

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

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I'm invoking my Constitutional rights on this issue regarding testimony and tissue samples.

Santa Claus Got Arrested...

Santa would never leave an unfinished cookie.

I think that is one of the sweetest things I've read this month so far.

So somewhere the law has a DNA sample to match it to? Or do we have an “I am Spartacus” scenario brewing here?

A tip for next year: SHRIMP make good appetizers, cookies are just for dessert.

Santa only comes if you truly believe and I'll be watching that child extra closely next year.

CSI - Christmas Santa Investigation

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