THESE KIDS TODAY
Girl requests police test DNA on Christmas cookie for evidence of Santa Claus
(Thanks to Jane Linderman)
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January 21, 2023
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I'm invoking my Constitutional rights on this issue regarding testimony and tissue samples.
Posted by: Cookie Monster | January 21, 2023 at 10:20 AM
Santa Claus Got Arrested...
Posted by: Candy Kane | January 21, 2023 at 10:40 AM
Santa would never leave an unfinished cookie.
Posted by: Clankie | January 21, 2023 at 11:36 AM
I think that is one of the sweetest things I've read this month so far.
Posted by: MOTW | January 21, 2023 at 03:08 PM
So somewhere the law has a DNA sample to match it to? Or do we have an “I am Spartacus” scenario brewing here?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 21, 2023 at 03:13 PM
A tip for next year: SHRIMP make good appetizers, cookies are just for dessert.
Posted by: Krampus | January 21, 2023 at 05:44 PM
Santa only comes if you truly believe and I'll be watching that child extra closely next year.
Posted by: the elf on the shelf | January 21, 2023 at 05:47 PM
CSI - Christmas Santa Investigation
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | January 21, 2023 at 11:12 PM