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January 08, 2023

FLORIDA: STATE OF ROMANCE

Just read the story.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Florida is shaped like a gun.

In his defense, he may just be over-compensating.

When I was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hanging on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling, oh

When I nearing the age of peak puberty, a buddy and I used to ride around attempting to pick up chicks playing this song, singing along in full anticipation of convincing some full puberty aged girl of the female persuasion, 'we are the one.'

Believe it or not, it worked.

@Steverino

Florida is shaped like a penis!!!

So Florida is shaped like Nessie?

Rejected Love American Style script.

That's why women should carry a 5-cell Maglite on dates. In case you need more visibility, to break some glass, or fracture a skull, it will get the job done. 3-cell for those smaller purses. It still packs quite a wallop.

So I guess this means there won't be a second date.

Who could have foreseen trouble? After all, they talked online for nearly two days.

Read? You expect me to do reading???

Watch collections - the other way to a man’s heart.

“After engaging in consensual activity….” Discretional reporting at its finest!

@ripleysparrow. I love Maglites. A dating must.

When two people love each other very much ...

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