FLORIDA: STATE OF ROMANCE
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Florida is shaped like a gun.
Posted by: Steverino | January 08, 2023 at 10:06 AM
In his defense, he may just be over-compensating.
Posted by: Elaine Benes | January 08, 2023 at 10:10 AM
When I was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hanging on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling, oh
When I nearing the age of peak puberty, a buddy and I used to ride around attempting to pick up chicks playing this song, singing along in full anticipation of convincing some full puberty aged girl of the female persuasion, 'we are the one.'
Believe it or not, it worked.
Posted by: man tom | January 08, 2023 at 10:31 AM
@Steverino
Florida is shaped like a penis!!!
Posted by: pharmaross | January 08, 2023 at 10:37 AM
So Florida is shaped like Nessie?
Posted by: cfjk | January 08, 2023 at 10:50 AM
Rejected Love American Style script.
Posted by: Clankie | January 08, 2023 at 11:19 AM
That's why women should carry a 5-cell Maglite on dates. In case you need more visibility, to break some glass, or fracture a skull, it will get the job done. 3-cell for those smaller purses. It still packs quite a wallop.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | January 08, 2023 at 11:41 AM
So I guess this means there won't be a second date.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 08, 2023 at 01:12 PM
Who could have foreseen trouble? After all, they talked online for nearly two days.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 08, 2023 at 01:36 PM
Read? You expect me to do reading???
Posted by: Jimpy | January 08, 2023 at 04:30 PM
Watch collections - the other way to a man’s heart.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 08, 2023 at 04:32 PM
“After engaging in consensual activity….” Discretional reporting at its finest!
Posted by: Mad Hatter | January 08, 2023 at 07:45 PM
@ripleysparrow. I love Maglites. A dating must.
Posted by: vee | January 08, 2023 at 09:28 PM
When two people love each other very much ...
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | January 08, 2023 at 11:18 PM