BUT IT WAS AN ASSAULT STAPLER
Florida man tries robbing Publix with stapler, police say
(Thanks to Ralph)
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Well, their subs are pretty damn good. I've been "hangry" enough to try something as idiotic as this.
Posted by: Corey Smith | January 17, 2023 at 04:21 PM
I once knew somebody that ate staples.
He said he just wanted to get his sh!t together.
Posted by: pharmaross | January 17, 2023 at 04:31 PM
When staplers are outlawed only the outlaws will have staplers!
Posted by: LeDud | January 17, 2023 at 04:55 PM
He was using the wrong office equipment. He should have had a fountain pen with sulfuric acid in it.
Posted by: Rod | January 17, 2023 at 04:56 PM
In his defense it HAS to be more effective than trying to rob it with a paperclip.
Posted by: Art & Barney | January 17, 2023 at 04:57 PM
A gub is the better weapon to use.
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | January 17, 2023 at 05:49 PM
Using a three-hole punch would have meant the death penalty.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 17, 2023 at 05:56 PM
That was easy.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 17, 2023 at 08:23 PM
What Burt said.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 17, 2023 at 10:01 PM
So if the guy walked into Staples and demanded all their cash...? Imagine they would say something like "Using our founder to rob us?" Or maybe they would have just handed the guy a box of new staples - "Here, sir, this should get you back on the road."
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | January 18, 2023 at 11:42 AM