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January 29, 2023

AS IS HIS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT

Florida man threatened employees with gun when chicken wings order was late, police say

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

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"According to an arrest affidavit, Davis placed an online order for chicken wings at 8:39 p.m. on Aug. 27, 2021. The store promised that his order would be ready at 8:58 p.m., but when he arrived at 9:40 p.m. the food was not ready." ...So who was late?

If you enjoy spicy, bony things with no meat on them, try Kentucky fried fiery moose antlers. Mmmm.. Good eatin'.

They probably had to go out and find a chicken.

“He posted bail on Friday and will appear in court on Feb. 20, ….”

Unless he’s late.

All trending towards the day that takeout orders are dispensed from a drawer by a clerk behind bullet-proof glass, like a bank drive-through window. McDonald's is already testing a robotic fast-food pickup window in Texas. Basically a vending machine.

Change to eating whale meat - those vending machines give you immediate service with little waiting. If you want 'wings' select the flying fish wings. Soon to be appearing - penguin wings.

What a bonehead.

Can you imagine the scope of the melee if his meal was not only late but came with COLD FRIES!!

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