AS DEMONSTRATED DAILY ON THE ROADS OF MIAMI

Even brief exposure to traffic pollution impairs brain function, new study finds

(Thanks to EricY)

Comments

[cfjk]

One would assume that impaired brain function would benefit elected officials so that STILL doesn't explain the USG push for electric vehicles.

[Florida Man]

So exhaust gas is the new THC/CBD?

[George Costanza]

Another good reason not to dry your briefs by hanging them on your aerial on the drive to work.

[Meanie the Blue]

This is your brain on diesel. Any questions?

[Steverino]

Not in Miami. It's the Cuban Coffee.

[Rod]

Well, stop tailgating, and it won't be so bad.

[Clankie]

AI electric vehicles under the control of Skynet will save us from ourselves.

[Cosmo Kramer]

So, basicall,y a study of briefs that concludes your brains are in Uranus?

[Pullet Surprise]

The Default Mode Network? Is that the one that is beaming control signals from Uranus? Reminds to pay my cable bill. Don''t want to miss any episode of TJ Hooker - the story of a star ship captain that finds meaningful work in a terrestrial setting.

[man tom]

“In our study, Joe is compared to Joe, so the only thing that is different is the exposure to diesel”

"Hello, Joe, which one are you?"