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January 21, 2023


Mortician says he has seen dead men with erections multiple times

(Thanks to Rick Day and Matt Filar) 


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This needs clarification. Was it one dead man with multiple erections?

Must have been hard on the family.

On the plus side, it's easier to prop the casket lid up for viewing.

On the plus side, they won't have time to send any dik-pics, as they'll be too busy trying to remove the smile on the deceased.


I hear your legs are similar to cemetery gates... They both open up for stiffs.

Hey Elaine,

I found your diaphragm on Jerry's couch. I thought you picked up a few cases of sponges???

Well, he DID take it out, so it probably seemed like a good idea at the time?

In my defense, sometimes you just need to do what needs to be done to save the friendship.

Ed got my question too.

I am providing the link to their classic. If you have never heard Strangle Wank's, Death Erection, you should.

"What's all this talk about the upcoming Presidential Erection?" - Emily Litella (as played by Gilda Radner, a true comic genius).

So they died happy?

I don't think that's how necrophilia is supposed to work.

Walk With An Erection

Some of the living wanted to remember him just as he was before he passed. So did the guy die in some passionate encounter or the stiffness occurred post-mortem? Well, how bout that 'post' mortem, or the stiffy you get when you die. A rigorpenis.

Hmmm. Would you rather be dead and erect or alive and impotent?

So much for "dead men tell no tales."

The Official Mortuary of the Church of the Big Wood

Just as men that went to the hanging gallows were noted to have deadly priapism or erections, so too do men that intentionally attempt temporary autoerotic asphyxiation.

This was suspected in the death of Kung Fu actor David Carrdine...

We've all been warned.
That's what can happen when you have an erection lasting longer 4 hrs.

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