'ANGEL LUST'
Mortician says he has seen dead men with erections multiple times
(Thanks to Rick Day and Matt Filar)
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January 21, 2023
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This needs clarification. Was it one dead man with multiple erections?
Posted by: Ed. | January 21, 2023 at 02:22 PM
Must have been hard on the family.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 21, 2023 at 02:37 PM
On the plus side, it's easier to prop the casket lid up for viewing.
Posted by: Dixie Rect | January 21, 2023 at 02:39 PM
On the plus side, they won't have time to send any dik-pics, as they'll be too busy trying to remove the smile on the deceased.
Posted by: Elaine Benes | January 21, 2023 at 02:46 PM
@eb
I hear your legs are similar to cemetery gates... They both open up for stiffs.
Posted by: Sue Ellen Mischke | January 21, 2023 at 02:51 PM
Hey Elaine,
I found your diaphragm on Jerry's couch. I thought you picked up a few cases of sponges???
Posted by: Kramer | January 21, 2023 at 03:00 PM
Well, he DID take it out, so it probably seemed like a good idea at the time?
Posted by: Sue Ellen Mischke | January 21, 2023 at 03:43 PM
In my defense, sometimes you just need to do what needs to be done to save the friendship.
Posted by: Elaine Benes | January 21, 2023 at 03:44 PM
Ed got my question too.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 21, 2023 at 03:48 PM
I am providing the link to their classic. If you have never heard Strangle Wank's, Death Erection, you should.
Posted by: man tom | January 21, 2023 at 03:54 PM
"What's all this talk about the upcoming Presidential Erection?" - Emily Litella (as played by Gilda Radner, a true comic genius).
Posted by: Evil Mr M | January 21, 2023 at 04:00 PM
So they died happy?
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | January 21, 2023 at 04:25 PM
I don't think that's how necrophilia is supposed to work.
Posted by: cfjk | January 21, 2023 at 05:54 PM
Walk With An Erection
Posted by: Bo Nehr | January 21, 2023 at 09:28 PM
Some of the living wanted to remember him just as he was before he passed. So did the guy die in some passionate encounter or the stiffness occurred post-mortem? Well, how bout that 'post' mortem, or the stiffy you get when you die. A rigorpenis.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | January 21, 2023 at 11:08 PM
Hmmm. Would you rather be dead and erect or alive and impotent?
Posted by: Math Yoda | January 21, 2023 at 11:12 PM
So much for "dead men tell no tales."
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 21, 2023 at 11:19 PM
The Official Mortuary of the Church of the Big Wood
Posted by: ripleysparrow | January 22, 2023 at 02:13 PM
Just as men that went to the hanging gallows were noted to have deadly priapism or erections, so too do men that intentionally attempt temporary autoerotic asphyxiation.
This was suspected in the death of Kung Fu actor David Carrdine...
Posted by: pharmaross | January 22, 2023 at 10:48 PM
We've all been warned.
That's what can happen when you have an erection lasting longer 4 hrs.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | January 23, 2023 at 02:16 PM