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The Nottinghamshire Football Association are investigating a claim that a Sunday League player inserted a ‘finger or multiple fingers’ into the anus of an opponent during a match.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Comments

[Heywood Japulmah Finga]

Finger(s) Into Anus Soundtrack...

[Wannabe Proctologist]

Well, if it doesn't pass the smell test... PS What does the rule book say in reference to this?

[cfjk]

On the plus side, that guy with the new gun site has a perfect aibi.

[Dr. Ben Dover]

@wannabe proctologist

That would be a holding call by an interior lineman in American football.

In soccer, that's improper use of two digits in an anus or a double colon error.

[I B Floppin]

Isn't that the opposite of being gobsmacked??

[pharmaross]

That can happen when you're running a little behind.

[Math Yoda]

The Blog recently reported the over half the English don’t know where the rectum is located. Maybe the player doing the fingering is trying to find one.

[Meanie the Blue]

You can guess what color card the ref would issue for that one.

[Pullet Surprise]

Perhaps the gentleman thought he was playing golf and was shooting for a hole-in-one on the back nine. It would be The Story of Bugger Vance.

This is no different than the Florida Highway Patrol stopping all cars with out-of-state plates headed across the state line and cavity searching the occupants. They are trying to stop the illegal smuggling of iguanas.

[Steverino]

Reminds me of Pugs in Uranus.

[Lucky Jack]

I'm for anything that will make soccer more exciting.