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January 20, 2023

AND IN FLORIDA SPORTS

North Fort Myers woman punts man in groin for not bringing her to Strip Club

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Good call. Clearly she is no gentleman.

Always a tradgedy when a punt hits the upright.

Arrp! Polly don't want no stink'n Cracker!

An NFL contract is in the mail.

So he fell for the old groin-punt ploy.

Seems like "Teddy Byrne" wants to write fiction...or at least for the Daily Mirror.

Well, he's certainly not going to want to go to a strip joint after that.

We had a business in norther IN called "3 Lady Strippers". They rehabbed furniture. He should have taken her there.

No good deed goes unpunished.

"What time did you leave the bar?"

"4th and long."

She seems nice.

At least she got her battery charged by someone over 65 years of age. It's one of those nice things that senior citizens of North Fort Meyers do to help those in the community who are in need. Rah, rah, ree, kick him in the other nut.

Well, was he supposed to "bring" her (the headline) or "take" her (the story)? That may be the key here.

Punt In Groin Soundtrack...

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