Dave Barry's Blog

AUSTRALIAAAAAA

Watch the chilling moment snake expertly jumps from a roof before slithering away unfazed - as catchers issue urgent warning about reptile explosion

(Thanks to James Flynn)

FASHION UPDATE

Not weird at all!

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

AND IN GUY SPORTS

Peanut Butter Toast Pong

(Thanks to Marta)

AND IN ITALIAN SPORTS

Cheeky female football fan interrupts Italian TV live coverage to flash the underside of her BREAST, revealing a tattoo of her beloved club Hearts

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

THE TRICKY PART IS HITTING THE RIGHT BUTTON WITH THE HARPOON

Japan launches whale meat vending machines to promote sales

(Thanks to Nelson from Michigan, who says "I'll have the Doritos, thanks.")

SHE 'PUT THE FUN IN FUNERAL'

Deceased woman hires flash mob for funeral: ‘Another One Bites the Dust’

(Thanks to Chuck, Alan Dean and Janice Gelb)

AS IS HIS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT

Florida man threatened employees with gun when chicken wings order was late, police say

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)