Dave Barry's Blog

IT WAS THE ONLY WAY

A Colorado man 'intentionally' rammed his pickup truck through the front doors of a police station after he claimed people were 'following him,' causing up to $1million of damage, police said.

(Thanks to Geoff Scott)

HAPPY TO HELP, OFFICER DUDES

Volunteers Get High to Demonstrate Marijuana Impairment for Police

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

AS DEMONSTRATED DAILY ON THE ROADS OF MIAMI

Even brief exposure to traffic pollution impairs brain function, new study finds

(Thanks to EricY)

IRREFUTABLE

'Bigfoot sighting on Google Earth' as enormous 7.5ft ape-like beast seen in wild

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

FRANCE ON HIGHEST ALERT

Assaulted by the AP Stylebook.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko and Roberto)

Update: The original tweet was deleted. Here's a NY Post story about what happened.

PICKUP ON AISLE 7

Single women are shopping for ‘husband material’ at Home Depot

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

SO FORGET ABOUT THAT DIET

A Catastrophic Mutating Event Will Strike the World in 2 Years, Report Says

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

WE’VE SEEN THIS MOVIE, AND IT DOESN’T END WELL

Scientists invented a melting liquid robot that can escape from a cage

(Thanks to The Perts and GJ)