Dave Barry's Blog

AUSTRALIAN SEALS KNOW HOW TO PARTY

According to Australian media, the seal drew a large crowd and smashed windows at a service station.

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)

BUT WE DON'T *DRINK* BEER FOR 'PERFORMANCE, RECOVERY AND HEALTH'

But for performance, recovery and health, nonalcoholic beer is likely to be a much better choice and can even be as good as or better than regular sports drinks.

(Thanks to Catherine)

OTHER THAN THAT, THE VIEW IS LOVELY

Giant sewage pipe installed outside new build homes after buyers move in

(Thanks to John Lobert)

‘LOST ANUSES’?

Sea spiders can regrow lost anuses and sex organs

(Thanks to Ralph)

IF YOU, LIKE SO MANY PEOPLE, HAVE BEEN LYING AWAKE NIGHT AFTER NIGHT, WONDERING HOW ECHIDNAS KEEP COOL

Your nightmare is over.

(Thanks to Ralph)

BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT

Humans Can Still Grow a Full Coat of Fur, Study Says

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

IT WAS ‘HANG ON, SLOOPY’

Researchers from Montreal and India detect radio signal from galaxy 8.8 billion light years away

(Thanks to B&C)

WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST SHRED THE BILL OF RIGHTS

Bill banning sale of kangaroo parts introduced in Oregon

(Thanks to Barry Nester)