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Earth's inner core may have started spinning other way

(Thanks to The Perts and wiredog, who says "I'm sure we'll be fine, though.")

LOOKS... PRACTICAL!

Doja Cat Covered Herself in Red Body Paint and 30,000 Crystals for Schiaparelli’s Paris Fashion Week Show

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

US Marines Defeat DARPA Robot by Hiding Under a Cardboard Box

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE SAW PMFS OPEN FOR THE DOORS

Scientists found a new emperor penguin colony by tracking poo markings from space

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

INCLUDING IN 'BEER-LIKE BEVERAGES'

A statute allowing food producers to incorporate cricket powder into flour-based products will go into effect on Tuesday in the European Union.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

PLAIN AS DAY

Tourists visiting the historic Civil War battle site in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, spotted a couple of two human-sized apparitions.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

LIKE WATERGATE, EXCEPT WITH EELS

Swedish PM in hot water over eel fishing scandal

(Thanks to Guin)