Dave Barry's Blog

CASE CLOSED

Conspiracy fans are convinced that a mural from the 1930s proves 'time travel exists' after they spotted a 'mobile phone' in the painting.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

YOU WANT HAY WITH THAT?

Horse spotted riding in the back seat during McDonald's drive-through run

(Thanks to John Lobert)

AND IT WASN'T EVEN HIS

'Moron' waved penis at police near school after being pulled over

(Thanks to pharmaross)

YOU KNOW THE SQUIRRELS WERE BEHIND THIS

Chilly raccoon becomes stuck to the railway by his testicle hair after temperatures plummet to -12C before railway workers free him using warm water and a shovel

(Thanks to pharmaross)

UH-OH

40-foot endangered sperm whale washes ashore in Oregon

(Thanks to many people)

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

1:55 p.m. Someone wearing a “Christmas-y” jacket and scarf kept waving at vehicles, which seemed odd.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THEY ALSO HAD LEMONS

Flight attendants caught smuggling 27 kg of onions into Philippines

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

TOTALLY NOT HER FAULT

A Canadian woman who caused $10 million in damages after driving drunk, crashing into a house and causing an explosion is now suing the concert venue that provided her alcoholic beverages — as she claims the owners are to blame.

(Thanks to klezmerphan and vee)

WE'VE ALL DONE IT

A couple in California accidentally trapped themselves inside a pair of newly purchased dog crates.

(Thanks to Alan Dean)