Dave Barry's Blog

YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHERE

Deadly Venomous Snake Found Hiding Inside Printer Paper Drawer

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THEY ARE INFILTRATING OUR MOST SACRED INSTITUTIONS

Everything We Saw at the 2023 Cleveland Boat Show

(Thanks to Ericy Y, who says "Scroll down to photo #6. What's more dangerous than a great white?")

IT FINALLY NEEDED TO GO OUT AND PEE

Family Pet Lost For 30 Years Found Alive In Attic

(Thanks to Rick Day)

TODAY IN GOBSMACKERY

Gobsmacked Gemma buys ASOS boots and gets a surprise inside

Man gobsmacked to discover Wizz Air charged him £220 - to call customer service hotline

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE MIRROR: COVERING THE STORIES THAT THE SO-CALLED 'MAINSTREAM MEDIA' ARE AFRAID TO TOUCH

A man was left flabbergasted after his wife refused to sleep in the same bed as him because he came home with a small cake one day randomly - she said he shouldn't have bought it

(Thanks to John Lobert)

"Flabbergasted" is similar to, but a little bit less than, "gobsmacked."

'TEASER'

In a teaser clip for the TLC show Extreme Sisters, Christina and Jessica, from Gig Harbor, Washington, admitted they once 'straddled' each other to 'poop at [the] same time'. Watch them provide a reenactment below:

(Thanks to Matt Filar)