Dave Barry's Blog

CHANCE OF A LIFETIME

Oscar Mayer searching for next class of Wienermobile drivers

(Thanks to Mike Ester)

It takes a special breed of human.

NOT REALLY

We Need to Talk About Haim's Giant Zippers

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WHAT THEY CALL A 'SLIGHT DELAY'

Suitcase lost by airline turns up four years later, after detour to Honduras

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "My luggage usually shows up on the bag carousel in half that time.")

THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

"We found that males, and males over 30 in particular, rated sports cars as more desirable when they were made to feel that they had a small penis," the study said.

(Thanks to pharmaross and Ralph)

'FUN' IS ONE WAY TO DESCRIBE IT

A deceased UK woman put the fun in funeral after hiring a flash mob to dance to Queen’s “Another One Bites the Dust” at her own wake.

(Thanks to Alan Dean and Chuck)

AND IN SPORTS

In case you were wondering, Veronika Rajek, the woman rumored to now be dating Tom Brady, has confirmed that her breasts are all natural.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Note the reason she gives.

SON-IN-LAW OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Ow. Also, ow.

(Thanks to Roberto)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

FTX Says It Has Located More Than $5 Billion in Cash, Liquid Assets

(Thanks to Steve K., who says "It was in Elon Musk's couch cushions.")

A NEW LOW

Boy, 8, 'gobsmacked' after finding four-inch Frazzle after school

(Thanks to pharmaross and Ralph)