Dave Barry's Blog

'SO HOW WAS YOUR COMMUTE, DEAR?'

"It was... different."

(Thanks to Al Barkafski and Asher Scheiner)

EVIDENTLY THE REINDEER ESCAPED

World's Best Restaurant Noma, Which Often Served Reindeer Penis, Will Close

(Thanks to pharmaross)

BAD SONGS, THE SEQUEL

Now here is the kicker about the time lapse since Dave Barry suggested the survey. In the past 30 years, the results haven’t changed. With the exception of the Roller Skate song which amazingly didn’t even get a mention in Barry’s article, every one of the songs my intensive study came up with were also front runners in the 1990s.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

11:39 a.m. Someone called dispatch to express their concern over a Chinese TikToker they follow who kept signing “HELP” in American sign language.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

A WATERPROOF FLORIDA LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

3 people rescued after driver plunges Tesla into Pasadena pool

(Thanks to manual tomato)

THIS IS PRECISELY WHY THEY HAVE ANTLERS

Surprise visitor: Bull elk rings doorbell with his antlers at Colorado home

(Thanks to B'game, who says "We know who put him up to it.")

FOR SOME OF US, ALSO A LAST LOOK

A First Look Inside the Incredible Super Mario Brothers-Themed Restaurant in Los Angeles

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Suddenly I'm not hungry.")