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January 09, 2023

'ANY MINUTE NOW, LUCY'S GOING TO WAKE UP'

Lucy Postman

URGENT MEDICAL ADVISORY

Sex is a potent nasal decongestant.

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

SURE THEY ARE. FOR 'PREORDER.'

Flying cars are here and available to preorder

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

SOUNDS FUN!

Called whole-body electrical muscle stimulation, or EMS, the technique requires users to wear an electrode-studded suit that attaches to a machine. The suit delivers electrical impulses that make each exercise more difficult as muscles fight against the impulses.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

THE NEWS FROM BRITAIN

A large bird resembling a swan or goose has made himself comfortable on a North East A-Road, according to reports on social media.

This has been The News From Britain.

(Thanks to Ralph)

SEEMS LEGIT

'Living Nostradamus' warns WW3 could be sparked by Elon Musk taking on the Antichrist

(Thanks to pharmaross)

BECAUSE CLEARLY IT'S THEIR FAULT

Six journalists in South Sudan have been detained over the circulation of footage that appears to show President Salva Kiir wetting himself at an official event.

(Thanks to Jim Perth, Woozy Barnes and Al Barkafski)

 
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