Dave Barry's Blog

THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

Enraged Crocodile Destroys Lawnmower to Get Back at Noisy Zookeeper

(Thanks to Matt Filar and pharmaross)

GOBSMACKING, IF TRUE

Professor indicates Loch Ness monster might have actually been whale's penis

(Thanks to pharmaross)

FLORIDA: STATE OF ROMANCE

Just read the story.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WITHOUT THE MIRACLE THAT IS THE INTERNET, WE MIGHT NEVER HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS

Viral Video: Man Tries To Eat Noodles In Extreme Cold, This Is What Happens

(Thanks to Ralph)

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT

A Lufkin man and woman were arrested Thursday night at La Quinta Inn after the duo was found naked in a room with PCP and methamphetamine while the man screamed unintelligibly as he attempted to perform what appeared to be a handstand, according to Lufkin police reports.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says "They know how to party.")