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NOT ALL THE IDIOTS IN FLORIDA ARE *FROM* FLORIDA

Minutes after ringing in 2023, an Ohio woman vacationing in Florida was arrested for striking a uniformed cop squarely in the face with a plastic New Year’s Eve top hat, according to an arrest report.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

IT'S WHY WE'RE HERE, MA'AM

While talking to deputies, the female suspect told them that she had called 911 for the purpose of having law enforcement help them move their belongings from the house they were burglarizing. They also wanted to get a ride to the airport so they could spend the weekend in New York, the sheriff's office said.

Guess the state where these criminal masterminds reside.

(Thanks to MOTW, Jim Kenaston and pharmaross)

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