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December 22, 2022

WELL DUH

Faced With Ultimatum in Court, Man Chooses Beer Over Marriage

(pharmaross)

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So marriage needs a spousal deposit/return provision?

Now we know what the 'head of the household' really means...
Now he's sadder bud wiser.

“…he doesn’t want to live a fake life by pleasing people.”

Not to judge too harshly here, thought this seems like a false choice to me. On the other hand, I can visualize a good beer.

He would not be the first guy (or girl) who coped with married life via alcohol.

It's hard to pass up a fresh Busch.

Miller Lite makes a case though...

In his defense, you COULD say he's not married to his choice of brew, but likes to play the field.

The wisdom of his decision depends entirely on the quality of the beer vs. the quality of the wife. If he chose a bad beer, well,....

Consider the impact on the future's future - the beer comes in recyclable containers, the wife comes in ...

Is Ultimatum an IPA or a Porter?

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