WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

The $11,500 toilet with Alexa inside can now be put inside your home

In a word, no: Have you ever sat on the toilet, pondering your day, using your phone even though that’s kind of gross to do on the john, avoiding everyone in the house, and thought, “I wish Alexa was in here with me?”

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Comments

[Ivana Tinkle]

Alexa Toilet Soundtrack

[Ghost of Elvis]

Alexa: "Don't forget to light a match."

[Clankie]

" Your barn door hinge is very squeaky. You should oil it. "

[ripleysparrow]

It's quite handy if things are taking awhile and you want to listen to an Audible book or have it tell you a joke. They stopped selling the Echo Flex, which is perfect for the bathroom and was only $25. The tinny little speaker reminds me of my old Magnavox transistor radio.

[Dubliner]

"Alexa, please play 'Who Let the Dog's Out'

[wanderer2575]

That's a toilet? It looks like a laundry bin.

Nothing surprises me anymore after I saw the TV commercial for the self-cleaning litter box that has a smartphone app to alert you every time your cat takes a sh!t.

[Ron G in WA]

I don't need Alexa in the bathroom. Everyone knows (even if they deny it) that Siri has them covered there. :P

[Clankie]

( noise )
Alexa: " That hinge is VERY rusty. Please oil it ! "

[Clankie]

( More Noise )

Alexa: " Dear lord... What have I done to deserve this ? "

[Mr. Whipple]

Kinda pricey!

I guess to afford it, you must be flush with cash.

[Steverino]

I wouldn't want a toilet to be smarter than I am.

[Rod]

How smart can it really be, if it's purposely watching/listening to you crap?

[Ralph]

When you lose power can you even get the seat up?

[LeDud]

I think Ravel's "Bolero" would be my choice for #2.

[Alexa]

Should I order more bran flakes?