WE PREFER TO BE MYSTIFIED, THANKS

Ancalle, a mechanical engineering student at Georgia Tech who researches fluid dynamics, is currently working to demystify the acoustics of urination, flatulence, and diarrhea.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Comments

[pharmaross]

The soundtrack of constipation...

[cfjk]

If there's a lot of mist involved, there may be more serious concerns to address first.

[Steverino]

Beans, beans,
Are good for your heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel,
So eat your beans at every meal.

[LeDud]

As Bill would say: "It’s all sound and fury, signifying nothing"

[Clankie]

Probably destined to be the first 8 year old with a science Nobel prize.

[Lucky Jack]

What happens when all other subjects are exhausted.

[Captain11]

Whew. I am safe and nobody is impinging on my research - yet. I am working on acoustically characterizing the sound of vomiting. There is that initial gagging (which can last for a while) followed by that gurgle coming from deep in the stomach, followed by the sound of that splash. Nothing like it I say. Stay tuned for further results. Plus you can do a nice simulation of all this, record it on your phone and play it back on the subway - watch all the people jump out of the way.

Yours truly and thank you very much

U.P. Charles "Chuck" Hurl
Principle Investigator

[Captain11]

Time to call for an expert medical opinion - "nursecindy, Code Blue, please report to the blog situation room."

[Rod]

I wonder if a fart and pee album would outsell the frog album in Australia.

[wanderer2575]

How does one apply to be a study matter provider? Asking for a friend.

[Demystified Danish Man]

How could I mist her, when I wasn't even aiming at her?

[OldPhil]

Acoustics of Urination was an MTV special back in the day.