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December 21, 2022

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation

(Thanks to many people)

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Either he or everyone else at the hospital was left bumsmacked.

At least he did what the French do best. He surrendered (to the surgeons).

Gives a whole new meaning to explosive diarrhea.

"He was trying to get 'Somme'."

THIS is a great quip. From comments on the article. The "Somme" was one of the deadliest battles ever.

"management called for an evacuation" Heh heh heh I'll bet they did.

If nursecindy had a dollar for every bum with a WWI shell or other FOD stuck up it, she'd be rich.

*Foreign Object Debris

"It was a one-in-a-million shot Doc!"

So true MOTW.

Rectal Explosive Soundtrack

Bombjour!

I saw the photos of the projectile and I have to admit that I am very impressed with this guy.

Begs the question,

Will you still need me, will you still feed me
When I'm eighty-eight

I'm sure there's a perfectly innocent explanation.

And for once, a man complaining of a bomb in his rectum wasn't referring to eating at Taco Bell.

Did he try to remove it by using a candy cane?

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