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December 01, 2022

THERE’S A LOT OF THAT GOING ON

Danish man sentenced for illegal sperm distribution

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Soundtrack for illegal sperm distribution...

Granted a retrial, Henrik's lawyer argued there was never any tissue exchanged in the act only a glass tube filled with mud with a faux cork stopper. The whole thing was a joke. A hung jury resulted whom the judge fined a lot of Euros finding, "the Tissue Act includes sizeable fines, depending on the size, for being hung."

"The 54-year-old has been found guilty of breaking the Tissue Act"

What kind of Act?

Tissue

Gesundheit.

Is it still in violation if it's administered orally?

Thankfully, this story did NOT involve any pastry.

Is this what they mean by a creme danish?

I think he may have got some on me when he took "it" out.


ISD?
Who among us can cast the first stone?

I think nursecindy should weigh in on this topic - our most trusted source for medical information. "Code Blue, nursecindy please report to the blog room."

"Henrik has delivered sperm "to a not inconsiderable number of women."

Is he bragging, or confessing?

Come again?

You know they make whales out of this stuff.

Isn't that what Iowans call walking the dog?

@Florida Man

It's also called...

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