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December 21, 2022

THE FLORIDA FORECAST

Florida iguanas likely to fall from trees as Arctic chill sweeps Christmas weekend

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "Fire up the grill!")

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Grilled Iguana


Holiday Harvest Time.

Bring the kids!

Barbequed iguana.

I knew it! I warned nursecindy just yesterday that Frozen Iguana stories were coming.

What do I win?

INCOMING!

City sidewalks, busy sidewalks, dressed in Florida style, in the air there's a falling of lizards. Children screaming, people stumbling, greeting pile after pile, and on every street corner you'll find. Stiff lizards, stiff lizards, It's Christmas time in Miami. Fall & splat!, see them flat, Soon it will be Chanukah!

I dunno - before the freeze if you wandered under the trees you got pelted with iguana feces. After the freeze you get the whole animal. But you can't beat individually fresh frozen lizard (IFFL) when spring rolls around. A Florida tradition = bbq'd iguana.

everyone with a pickup trick needs to pick up as many as possible and haul them to the nearest pet food factory

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