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Florida iguanas likely to fall from trees as Arctic chill sweeps Christmas weekend
(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "Fire up the grill!")
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Florida iguanas likely to fall from trees as Arctic chill sweeps Christmas weekend
(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "Fire up the grill!")
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Grilled Iguana
Posted by: pharmaross | December 21, 2022 at 09:23 AM
Holiday Harvest Time.
Bring the kids!
Posted by: Slim Chance | December 21, 2022 at 09:24 AM
Barbequed iguana.
Posted by: Steverino | December 21, 2022 at 09:59 AM
I knew it! I warned nursecindy just yesterday that Frozen Iguana stories were coming.
What do I win?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 21, 2022 at 10:59 AM
INCOMING!
Posted by: Florida Man | December 21, 2022 at 11:14 AM
City sidewalks, busy sidewalks, dressed in Florida style, in the air there's a falling of lizards. Children screaming, people stumbling, greeting pile after pile, and on every street corner you'll find. Stiff lizards, stiff lizards, It's Christmas time in Miami. Fall & splat!, see them flat, Soon it will be Chanukah!
Posted by: Florida Man | December 21, 2022 at 01:12 PM
I dunno - before the freeze if you wandered under the trees you got pelted with iguana feces. After the freeze you get the whole animal. But you can't beat individually fresh frozen lizard (IFFL) when spring rolls around. A Florida tradition = bbq'd iguana.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | December 21, 2022 at 04:36 PM
everyone with a pickup trick needs to pick up as many as possible and haul them to the nearest pet food factory
Posted by: keith in tampa | December 21, 2022 at 06:18 PM