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"What do you mean you don't take paypal."
Posted by: man tom | December 24, 2022 at 09:07 AM
I take from the story the guy was a little drunk at the time and is also confirmed to be slightly nuts and has numerous priors. It is safe to assume He is also a mentally challenged perverted idiot, Solicitor Heaven.
Posted by: man tom | December 24, 2022 at 09:13 AM
5* har! to man tom
Posted by: pharmaross | December 24, 2022 at 09:13 AM
And the cashier said...
You must have misheard me.
That'll be a buck.
Posted by: The Hearing Assist Commercial Guy | December 24, 2022 at 09:22 AM
"I'm sorry, you're a little short."
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | December 24, 2022 at 11:02 AM
And the manager said: "Sorry Sir, but we don't allow our employees to accept tips."
Posted by: cfjk | December 24, 2022 at 11:04 AM
"But, your honor, I was just reenacting the "'Scuse me while I whip this out" scene from BLAZING SADDLES."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 24, 2022 at 11:16 AM
The shop worker should have told him that the last guy that tried to pay that way was a lot bigger than he is and he turned him down too.
Whenever a drunk patient tried to get my opinion on his stuff I'd always tell him the buy in the next room was much bigger. It worked like a charm although some of the drunks cried.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 24, 2022 at 11:25 AM
And the cashier said...
"Why the long face, Mr. Elephant Man?"
Posted by: Poppa Woody | December 24, 2022 at 11:25 AM
And the cashier said...
" Mr. Elephant Man, I don't know how you guys breathe through those things."
Posted by: Elaine Benes | December 24, 2022 at 11:49 AM
"The defendant was identified through CCTV, which recorded the incident .. He pleaded not guilty to the offence after being charged and was convicted after a trial, and ordered to pay court costs of £350."
How'd that plea work out for you, Bubba?
Defence solicitor name we want to make mention of: Gary Heaven
Perp's name: Guy Willis .. can't say Willis without Willy
Posted by: MOTW | December 24, 2022 at 12:11 PM
He should have gone for a plea deal where the fine is levied by the inch.
Posted by: the ghost of Johnnie Cochran | December 24, 2022 at 01:24 PM
"Sorry, sir, but we don't take small change."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 24, 2022 at 01:49 PM
He should've turned around.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | December 24, 2022 at 01:55 PM
That would be a hard NO!
Posted by: the shop worker | December 24, 2022 at 04:15 PM
No, we don't have a layaway plan and you can't make a deposit.
Posted by: Doug in Sacramento | December 24, 2022 at 04:35 PM
I take it he was not an up and coming member of the community?
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 24, 2022 at 06:50 PM